Jitterbug Perfume

Just some offhand musings today:

1) It's not that I'm lazy....
2) The green salsa at Moe's is top-notch.
3) I've become increasingly defensive today whilst driving, shouting to most cars, "Watch out, asshole, I have a baby in here!"
4) Losers who haven't commented in this blog: Devin, Mom, Taylor, Dad, Aunt Denise, Mattio, Little Debi. Shame on y'all. Exemplary commenters: Strawbs, Belle, Harvey. Well done, freakos.
5) If given adequate time, you are obliged to check out laferocebete.blogspot.com. It's Strawberry on crank. And lots of.
6) Did you hear about the dyslexic rabbi? He walks around saying, "Yo."
7) In the beginning was the thing. And one thing led to another.

--And a little Robbins for those out there needing a fix: "If civilization is ever going to be anything but a grandiose pratfall, anything more than a can of deodorizer in the shithouse of existence, then people are going to have to concern themselves with magic and poetry."