Ruth, Ruth...Baby Ruth! (or "why today is marvelous")

1) It's 12:13 and I've STILL only eaten that bagel (About to have lunch and have resolved not to gorge myself on grossness).

2) The badger has a job. It may turn out to be crap, but it's a job, nonetheless.

3) Fufi and I leave for Vegas in three and a half days, where I fully intend to indulge in every possible...well, indulgence. Hellllooo facial.

4) Cancellation at Spa @ WestEnd has allowed for me to have my hair done on Saturday (there IS a God, and this is proof that He loves me).

5) No one has irritated me today.

6) Sloth love Chunk...

"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog."