SPILLS, THRILLS AND BELLYACHES
It’s amazing the things a prospective father has to go through during the course of his partner’s pregnancy.
SPILLS
Yes, I can confirm, Sara did pee in her panties.
Which I found hilarious and she found mortifying….
I love it. Poor Sara, she is so dignified at times but this pregnancy is shaping her into a real human being.
THRILLS
It is amazing when and where things become so overwhelming. I find that at times I want to sing from the rooftops and tell everyone in my immediate vicinity
“LOOK AT ME!!!……
I HAVE FULFILLED MY DESTINY!!!…
BEHOLD!!!.HERE IS THE WOMAN THAT CARRIES THE FRUITS OF MY LOINS”
BELLYACHES
And then there are moments of pure agony.
Of realization that my former life is over.
That there is no more spontaneous nights out.
That I have to be responsible
That someone is going to look to me…..me!…for guidance (what the hell do I know)
That I will have to start looking at college funds
That I will have to learn to mow the lawn
That I will have to tell my child not to do the things that I have spent my life doing.
That I will never be able to lie in bed until 2pm on a Sunday ever again.
And that I will not be cool any more.
These things make my stomach turn.
But up to now it is still an amazing adventure.
posted by Sara Fraser @ 4:56 PM
3 Comments:
Baby, you're ALWAYS gonna be cool.
Psht. You don't have to mow the lawn; kids are good for that. And I'm tellin' you, Mister, we're going to be the coolest parents EV-ER.
Thanks for all your support. Although if Picard is mowing the lawn then who will be washing my car?......mmmm...Dilemmas..Dilemmas!!!
Oh and talking of gross words....gsvozl is my word verification.
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