Smeleanor

*Snicker, snicker* Jed's yellin' right now cause Ellie heard the telltale sign of the shower door closing, indicating it's time to sneak into the bathroom to lick Dad's wet legs. It's a riot. He dances around and groans trying to get away from her, and she just follows enthusiatically, all the while licking his shins. God only knows what the deal is with our animals and shower water. Jimmy No-Balls is all over it too; as soon as the shower stops, he's in there, licking the walls. We live in a freak show.