Babyzilla

OK, I have to say it...
This baby thing is driving me nuts.
Not that I'm not looking forward to the little tyke arriving, because nothing could be further from the truth.
However, my life my home my every minute spent with the woman I love has turned into a BabysRus advertisement.
Baby magazines have been stragically placed around my home so that there will be one within arms length wherever I am in it.
I cant remember the amount of times I have discussed the colour scheme in the nursery. For those of you who care....I don't care.
Captain Picard, I am sure really doesn't give a flying hoot either, I'm positive of it.
Don't get me wrong here, I cant wait for us to have the Captain within our midst.
But this babyfest is getting out of control.
I mean, is it necessary that every conversation or thought I have, have to revolve around the immenent arrival of the Captain.
Oh, how I long to talk about mundane things like......well whatever!
I want my wife back you bastards!!!

Jed